The Gutter-Mind Test!

1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a mans pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What is a 4-letter word that begins with f and ends with k, and if you cant get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard,six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; its longer on some men than on others; the pope doesnt use his; and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married?

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*** The Correct Answers ***

1. talk

2. legs

3. a twenty dollar bill

4. firetruck

5. bunt, hunt,runt, punt, aunt

6. pants

7. fork

8. Almond Joy candy bar

9. grit

10. last name