A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husbands car pull into the driveway.

Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes, she yelled to her lover. And jump out the window. My husbands home early!

I cant jump out the window! came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. Its raining out there!

If my husband catches us in here, hell kill us both! she replied.

Hes got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the towns annual marathon.

He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

It wasnt that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the nude? one asked.

Oh yes he replied, gasping in air. It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while youre running.

Another runner moved alongside. Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?

Oh, yes our friend answered breathlessly. That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. Do you always wear a condom when you run?

Only if its raining.