11
Mar
A Scotsman went to a pub with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and went in to have a pint obitter.
A few minutes later, another Scottish bloke walked in and the following conversation ensued:
Second man: Is that your dog outside?
First man: Aye. What of it?
Second man: Well, I think my dog maya killed im.
First man, stunned: What kinda dog you got that can kill a Great Dane?
Second man: Well, es a Chihuahua.
First man: Ha! ow can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?
Second man: Well, I think the wee thing maya gotten stuck in is throat.