11
Mar

Scotsman and his great dane

A Scotsman went to a pub with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and went in to have a pint obitter.

A few minutes later, another Scottish bloke walked in and the following conversation ensued:

Second man: Is that your dog outside?

First man: Aye. What of it?

Second man: Well, I think my dog maya killed im.

First man, stunned: What kinda dog you got that can kill a Great Dane?

Second man: Well, es a Chihuahua.

First man: Ha! ow can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?

Second man: Well, I think the wee thing maya gotten stuck in is throat.

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