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Jun

Set it free

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesnt come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But… if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesnt appear to realize that you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.

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