Two guys are out hunting deer…



The first guy says, Did you see that?…pointing to the sky.

No, the second guy says.

Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead! the first guy says.

Oh, says the second guy.



A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, Did you see that?

See what? the second guy asks.

Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!

Yah, Ok, says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice.



A few minutes later the first guy says: Did you see that?

This time pointing behind them.



By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, Yah, I SAW IT!



And the first guy says: Then why did you step in it?