The Cesium song 08

Lectropositive Mama
(tune, Lady Madonna)

Letropositive mama,
Cesium on your meat,
Wonder how you manage,
To stay on your feet.

How dya stand the smokin?
How dya bide the flame?
Do you think that lifes just
A burnin game.

Monday night your hungers a blue fire,
Tuesday morn youre cookin fore the sun.
Wednesday rain, youre only flamin higher,
Having your fun.

Lectropositive mama,
Cinders in your curls,
No way can compare you,
To ordinary girls.

Likin the explosions,
Rock you on your seat.
How can any woman handle
All that heat?

—Songs of Cesium #47

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