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The official polish sex quiz

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that



seems most correct (True or False) and mark an X (just



like you sign your name) under the appropriate heading on



the right side.



TRUE FALSE



1. A clitoris is a type of flower. |______|______|



2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. |______|______|



3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. |______|______|



4. Vagina is a medical term used to | | |



describe heart trouble. |______|______|



5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. |______|______|



6. A G-string is part of a violin. |______|______|



7. Semen is another word for sailor. |______|______|



8. Anus is the Latin word for yearly. |______|______|



9. Testicles are found on an octopus. |______|______|



10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. |______|______|



11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. |______|______|



12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. |______|______|



13. Coitus is a musical instrument. |______|______|



14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. |______|______|



15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. |______|______|



16. A condom is an apartment complex. |______|______|



17. An organism is the person who accompanies | | |



the choir in church |______|______|



18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. |______|______|



19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. |______|______|



20. An erection is when the Japanese vote | | |



for their new government officials. |______|______|



21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. |______|______|



22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. |______|______|



23. Pornography is the business of making record | | |



albums. |______|______|



24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. |______|______|



25. Douche is the Italian word for twelve |______|______|



26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. |______|______|



27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. |______|______|

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