The two biggest problems in

The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.

Everybody lies, but it doesnt matter since nobody listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that werent smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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