Things Overheard at the 30th Anniversary Star Trek Convention

I just got Shatner to autograph my tush!
I think youre right, the hot chicks hang out at the X-Files convention.
OK, a Vulcan, a Betazoid and a Klingon walk into a bar …
But Ma — you said I could have my own phaser when I turned 40!
Oh darn, James Doohan is stuck in the door again.
OK, men, set your phasers on zit-removal, and lets go get us some chicks.
Not to boast, but I played the unnamed, red-shirted security guy in the
landing party killed in episodes 4, 7, 15 and 29.
No, really, Fibercon IS better than Metamucil.
Wow! Two girls! Thats twice as many as we had at the 20th-anniversary
Live long and purchase.

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