Tips for driving people insane!

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE

Page yourself over the intercom. (Dont disguise your voice)

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what youre doing. For example: If anyone needs me, Ill be in the bathroom.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Reply to everything someone says with, Thats what you think.

Dont use any punctuation in your emails

Ask people what sex they are. When they answer, say are you sure?

Stand in front of your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

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