Top 10 reasons the north pole police are called (adult)

More shots fired at Santas house
To remove the Elf with vibrating electric football set in his pants from the workshop
Unlicensed street vendor caught selling reindeer kabobs
Rudolph busted for showing what else he can make glow
Noise ordinances violated by Kathie Lees singing
Rowdy teens chasing Frosty the Snowman with a hair dryer
Deranged gingerbread man arrested after several hours on a street corner shouting Eat me!
Mrs. Claus nabbed for hooking on 9th Avenue
Send the jaws of life: the old mans got his fat ass stuck in a chimney again

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