Top ten reasons why Chanukah is better than Christmas

Theres no Donny & Arie Chanukah Special.
Eight days of presents (in theory anyway).
No need to clean the chimney.
Theres no latke-nog.
Burl Ives does not sing Chanukah songs.
You wont be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
You wont see, Youre a Putz, Charlie Brown.
No barking dog version of I Had a Little Driedl.
No pine needles to vacuum up afterward.
Blintzes are easier to mail than fruitcakes!

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