TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle; Im still a virgin.

What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if youve been married ten times?

Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said hed look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didnt know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was … God, I miss him!

But now that Ive married you, Im really excited! Good, said the husband, but, why? Duh; youre a LAWYER. This time I KNOW Im gonna get screwed!