10 reasons to KEEP smoking.

10. That lighter comes in handy for birthday candles.
9. Your ex-spouse wanted you to quit and you wont give him/her the satisfaction.
8. The occasional holes in your clothes give you a needed excuse to shop
7. Philip Morris needs that money more than you do.
6. Those extra wrinkles give you that mature look.
5. The smell on your coat makes it easy to pick it out of a pile at a party.
4. If not for the smoking youd be perfect, and nobody likes a perfect person.
3. If your sense of smell came back youd have to do something about that litter box.
2. You wouldnt get any exercise at all if you didnt run outside the building every hour for a cigarette.
1. That rattle when you breathe reassures you that youre still alive.

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