10. When filling out your drivers license application you give your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is Hi, whats your URL?



8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.



7. Youre amazed to find out spam is a food.



6. You ping people to see if theyre awake, finger them to find out how they are, and AYT them to make sure theyre listening to you.



5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.



4. You introduce your wife as my lady@home.wife and refer to your children as client applications.



3. At social functions you introduce your husband as my domain server.



2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, I feel so colon-right parentheses!



And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:



1. Two Words: Pizzas Here!