Old and New Jokes

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they arent looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.3. Move a CAUTION – WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.4. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers Ill only invite you in if you bring pillows from the bedding department!.5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Why cant you people just leave me alone?.6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.7. While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.9. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say Pick me! Pick me!10. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the fetal position and scream NO! NO! Its those voices again.11. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly Hey! Were out of toilet paper in here!.