02
Apr
On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin
8 Megs overflowin
7 files missin
6 ints conflictin
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 98 for my PC