An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions his wife about it at dinner.

Well.. she said each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box

And what about the thousand pound? asked the old man.

Well… Replies the woman Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them