What happens when you have :

2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2

German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2

English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian

woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1

American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the

middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred :

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in

a menage à trois.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they

alternate with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is

cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the

English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look

at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while

the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,

the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can

do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of

household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and

treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is

improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for

instructions.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by

setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the

picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of

coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English

are not getting any!