Iron this!

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip encountered a terrible storm. The plane got pounded by rain, hail, wind, and lighting. The passengers were screaming, certain that the plane was going to crash and that they were all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumped up and exclaimed, I cant take this anymore! I cant just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here whos man enough to make me feel like a woman?

She saw a hand go up in the back of the plane, and an incredibly handsome, tall, muscular man with dark, flowing hair smiled and started to walk up to her seat.

As he approached her, he slowly took off his shirt. She could see his impressive musculature even in the faltering lighting of the plane. He stood in front of her, shirt in hand, and said, I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?

She eagerly nodded her head. Yes!

The man handed her his shirt and said, Here. Iron this.

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