25 Signs that Youve Been Out of College for Too Long

1. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

2. 6:00 A.M. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

3. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.

4. You carry an umbrella.

5. You watch the Weather Channel.

6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up.

9. Youre the one calling the police because those damn kids next door dont know how to turn down the stereo.

10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

11. You dont know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

12. Your potted plants stay alive.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.

15. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 P.M.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. MTV News is no longer your primary source of information.

19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.

21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

22. Grocery lists are longer than Macaroni & Cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Tastey Kakes.

23. I just cant drink the way I used to replaces Im never going to drink that much again.

24. You dont get liquored up at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

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