Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets go screw.
Just call me milk, Ill do your body good.
Your bodys name must be visa, because its everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going …
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, Id be coming too.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, Ill be your Burger King, you treat me right, and Ill do it your way right away.
Id like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker around with.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby youre the Bomb -diggity.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous.
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Im a bird watcher and Im looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and Ill slam you all night long.
If youre going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Oh, Im sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
Guy Would you like to dance?

Girl I dont care for this song and surely wouldnt dance with you.

Guy Im sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, Ive seem to have lost mine.
I look good on you.
Im new in town, could I have directions to your house.