31
Dec
A guy goes to his doctor and says,
Doc, I have a problem.
My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.
I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.
The doctor says, You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.
The man says, You have a deal Doc.
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asks, What happened?
The man answered, Nobody showed up!