An American, Australian and Englishman where stranded together on a desert island. After many years together, one day the three men were walking on the beach when they saw an old bottle than had been washed up. Immediatley the American opened the bottle. There was a flash and a loud bang and a Genie appeared. The Genie said I have been trapped in that bottle for a 1000 years, and as a reward I will give you all one wish
The American straight away said I want to go back home to New York
With a wave of the Genies hand, the American disappeared.
The Australian said Please send me back to my home in Sydney
No Problem, the Genie answered. And the Austrialian disappear.
Suddenly there was a loud crash. Behind the Genie and the Englishman, a giant pink elephant had just fallen out of the sky onto the beach. The elephant picked himself up and looked around. He then looked at the Genie and the Englishman and said apologetically, Sorry chaps, I appear to be the wrong joke!
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Ethnic"
- How can you spot the
- The British Decline
- Jar of Olives
- Have you heard of the
- I was at this restaraunt
- What is wrong with Polish
- How do you fit four
- Tim Kelly was walking therough
- Why English is tough
- Angering the Irishman
- Actual Newspaper Headlines
- An old Jewish peddler ambled
- International Beer Syndrome
- A teacher was in class
- How do you know if