A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts: Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?
The man below says: yes youre in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.
You must work in Information Technology, says the balloonist.
I do, replies the man. How did you know?
Well says the balloonist, everything you have told me is technically correct, but its no use to anyone.
The man below says, You must work in Management.
I do replies the balloonist, but how did you know?
Well, says the man, you dont know where you are, or where youre going, but you expect me to be able to help. Youre in the same position you were before we met, but now its my fault.
20
Aug
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