Old and New Jokes

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they dont sell rectal deodorant, and never have.Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.Im sorry, says the pharmacist, we dont have any.But, I always buy it here, says the blonde.Do you have the container that it came in? asks the pharmacist.Yes, said the blonde, Ill go home and get it.She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container………
TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.