25
Apr
As a little girl climbed onto Santas lap, Santa asked the usual, And what would you like for Christmas?
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: Didnt you get my E-mail?
Additional Jokes From "Seasonal / Holiday"
- Removing of a tattoo
- Suck up some new lingo
- A Christmas story: Lovable Louise
- Twas the day after Christmas
- A geeks list of thanks
- What do birds give out on Halloween night?
- Some cards you will NEVER see from Hallmark
- You Might Be Giving Pagans A Bad Name If
- Xmas
- Are You A True Southerner?
- The 12 Hawaiian Days Of Christmas
- Rudolph got run over by my grandma
- The Holiday Nightmare
- The Internet Explained
- Deliverance