Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "Im from Ireland." "Me too! Ill drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! Ill drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "The East Side." "The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! Ill drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more."Where on the East Side are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! Ill drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "Thats amazing! I cant believe theyre from the same street in Dublin. Whats going on?" "Oh, its nothing amazing," says the bartender,"its just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
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May
Additional Jokes From "Bar"
- Manhattan with a Plum
- The Pirate and the Steering Wheel
- 2 pieces of meat at a bar.
- Deaf Men in a Bar
- The Ballerina
- Shine On, You Crazy
- Dickens and the Martini
- The Cowboy whose horse gets stolen
- Fag bar
- Killing some nerds
- A mushroom walks into a bar.
- Jets Fans, Beware
- Signs That You are Too Drunk
- Dead Duck
- Drunk Test