Pat goes into the bar on a crutch,his arm in a sling and bandages all over his head.

The bartender says: My God Pat,what the hell happened to you?

Pat says: I got in a brouhaha with Riley.

The bartender says: But Rileys just a wee man and youre full grown. He must of had something in his hand.

Pat says: That he did, a shovel.

The bartender says: My God man, didnt you have anything in your hand?

Pat says: That I did. The breast of Mrs. Riley. Beautiful thing it was but not much use in a fight.