Old and New Jokes

A WOMANS GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: IM HUNGRY.
Im hungry. IM SLEEPY.
Im sleepy. IM TIRED.
Im tired. IVE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. WHATS WRONG?
I dont see why youre making such a big deal out of this. WHATS WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before. YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesnt look that much different! YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair! LETS TALK, HONEY.
Im trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then youd like to have sex with me. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.