Log On: Makin the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Dont add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Gettin home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when its below 15 below.
Screen: What cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: Thats what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: Whats left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Freds around.
Modem: What cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrixs wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: Cmon in.
Random Access Memory: You cant remember whatcha paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.