Old and New Jokes

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.Care to go upstairs and do it? the husband asked.Shh! said the bride All the neighbors will know what were about to do. These walls are paper thin! In the future, well have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, Have you left the washing machine door open instead?The husband agrees, and the following night asks, I dont suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?No, I definitely shut it, replied the wife, who then rolled over and fell asleep.When she woke up, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?No, thanks, said the husband. It was only a small load so I did it by hand.