Old and New Jokes

There was an englishman irishman and a scotsman who worked on a buildin site.



it was time for their dinner so the englishman opened his bait box and said if i get cheese sandwiches tommorrow i will throw myself off that bridge the scotsman and irishman say the same





so the next day comes and the englishman has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge



the scotsman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge and the irishman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge





at the funeral the wives meet up and the englishmans wife says i could of just made him another kind of sandwich the scotsmans wife says i would of got another kind of cheese the irishmans wife says i do not know why he jumped he made his own sandwiches.