Old and New Jokes

FLORIDA: If you think we cant vote, wait till you see us drive.FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.FLORIDA: We count more than you do.FLORIDA: If you dont like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.FLORIDA: Weve been Gored by the bull of politics and were Bushed.FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.FLORIDA: We dont just cheat in football.FLORIDA: Were number one! Wait! Recount!FLORIDA: So nice, we let you vote twice.FLORIDA: We put the duh in Florida.FLORIDA: This isnt good when Alabama counts faster than us!FLORIDA: Once is never enough!FLORIDA: We would do a recount but weve run out of fingers and toes!FLORIDA: Dont blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.FLORIDA: Dont blame me, my vote didnt count.FLORIDA: Were retired –no wait– were retarded!FLORIDA: Dont count on us!FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad.FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever!