18
Sep
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.
The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.
The kid said, My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad Id turn to stone…. and I can feel it starting!
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Woodstock Top 16 reasons people arent buying tickets
- 2 sodium atoms walk down the street…
- Flower Flub-o-rama
- The Stork Family
- What do you do with an injured horse?
- The Rabid Neighbor!
- Off Constantly
- Hydrant Equation
- Unsual Transplant
- Blind Herbie
- Yo mamas so poor
- Viagra alert!
- Mommys Lil Helper
- 3 babies talking.
- She Wants What He Has