Old and New Jokes

Three railroad construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.
"Man," the Chinese man says. "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, Ill kill myself."
"Man," the Italian says. "If I get another slice of pizza in my lunch, Ill kill myself."
"Man," the redneck says. "If I get another ham n cheese sandwich in my lunch, Ill kill myself."
The next day, all three men get the same lunches, and they all three throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral, everybodys crying.
"This is all my fault!" says the Chinese mans wife. "If only I hadnt packed an egg roll that day."
"This is all my fault!" says the Italians wife. "If only I hadnt packed a slice of pizza that day."
"Dont look at me," says the rednecks wife. "He packed his own lunch."