-From Jokes for women only (Men, please excuse …. :-> )
by Susan Savanah. You may have heard them, but they were new to
me …

A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and
panting on the bed. Honey, she said, thinking quickly, I think Im
having a heart attack! While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly
stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked
man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was
his best friend. Damn it, Dave he shouted, Jills having a heart
attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!