Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed

glanced over and noticed that Teds penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

Blimey, Ed said. Ive never seen one like that before!

Like what? Ted said.

All twisted like a pigs tail Ed said.

Well whats yours like? Ted said.

Well straight like normal Ed said.

I thought mine was normal til I saw yours Ted said.

Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants.

What did you do that for? Ted said.

Shaking off the excess drops Ed said. Like normal.

Shit Ted said. And all these years Ive been wringing it!