Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, youre slow.
When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough.
When you dont do it, youre lazy.
When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.
When you make a mistake, youre an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, hes only human.
When doing something without being told, youre overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, thats initiative.
When you take a stand, youre being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, hes being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, youre being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, hes being original.
When you please your boss, youre apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, hes being co-operative.
When youre out of the office, youre wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, hes on business.
When youre on a day off sick, youre always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, its because hes overworked
04
Sep
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