Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and its clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first one says, My husband is taking me to the French
Riviera for two weeks on vacation, and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor. The second one says, Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes, and looks about with considerable pride. Number three says, Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we dont have much money and we dont have any material possessions. However, one thing I can
tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis. After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, Girls, Ive got a confession to make. I was just
trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about?
Well, its not to the French Riviera. Its to my parents house in Philadelphia for two weeks. The second one says, Your honesty has shamed me. Its not a Mercedes. He bought me a Honda. Well, the third
one says, I also have a confession to make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!