English class
This one is about Santa Singhji… our English lecturer
Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams.
The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires :
Santa Singh : Bolo bachon GADHA
Students (in chorous) : GADHA
Santa Singh : Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA
Students (in chorous) : GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA
Santa Singh : Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN
Students (in chorous) : GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN
Santa Singh : Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH
Students (in chorous) : GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.
The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.
Principal : Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.
Santa Singh : Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION.
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