Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago.

— Detroit News article

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

— Toronto Star headline

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— Entrepreneur Magazine ad

Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out

— The Tallahassee Bugle

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs

— The Anchorage, Alaska Times

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming

— The New Haven, Connecticut Register

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters

— The Tallahassee Democrat

Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!

— The Houston Chronicle

Governors Penis Busy [should be Pen Is]

— The New Haven, Connecticut Register

Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son

— The Arkansas Plainsman

Clinton Places Dickey In Gores Hands

— Bangor Maine News

Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position

— The Washington Times

Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal

— The Bosnia Bugle

Long Island Stiffens For Lilis Blow

— Newsday

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax

— San Antonio Rose

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free

— Chicago Daily News

Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders

— The Miami Herald