Did you hear the one about the doctor, engineer, and programmer who were debating what the worlds oldest profession was (other than the obvious one)? The doctor said that medicine was the oldest because the Lord performed surgery in the removal of Adams rib. The engineer countered that before that act, the Lord had performed feats of engineering by creating the earth and heavens from nothing.The doctor conceded that the engineer was right and that engineering was indeed the oldest profession. But then the programmer interjected that programming was even older. He was chided by both the doctor and the engineer saying that engineering had to be the oldest, because before the Lord engineered the earth and heavens, there was nothing, only the Great Void, only Chaos!The programmer simply smiled and said,
Where do you think the Chaos came from?
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Additional Jokes From "Religious"
- These two nuns are out
- The Tradition of the Christmas Angel
- Fannie Green
- A minister, a priest and
- During one of his many
- A priest was in the
- During a recent staff meeting
- A little boy walks up
- There once was a priest
- A person went to church
- Whats an atheists favorite Christmas
- Deeds vs. Words
- A priest and a nun
- Made by God
- Prayer