Gods Name

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.

The gatekeeper at the gate to heaven says, There are too many people in heaven so you have to pass this quiz to get in.

Forrest Gump says, Okay.

The gatekeeper says, First question: What two days of the week begin with T?

Gump replies, Thats easy. Today and tommorrow.

The gatekeeper says, Well, I didnt think of that so Ill give it to you.

Second question: How many seconds are in a year?

Gump says, 12, January 2nd, February 2nd…

The gatekeeper says, That wasnt what I was thinking, but Ill give it to you.

Last question: What is Gods first name?

Gump replies, Howard.

The gatekeeper says, How on earth did you get Howard?

Gump says, Its common sense. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

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