Old and New Jokes

She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and had them come up with the rest of it.1. As you shall make your bed so shall you … mess it up.
2. Better be safe than … punch a 5th grader.
3. Strike while the … bug is close.
4. Its always darkest before … daylight savings time.
5. You can lead a horse to water but … how?
6. Dont bite the hand that … looks dirty.
7. A miss is as good as a … Mr.
8. You cant teach an old dog new … math.
9. If you lie down with the dogs, youll … stink in the morning.
10. The pen is mightier than the … pigs.
11. An idle mind is … the best way to relax.
l2. Where theres smoke, theres … pollution.
13. Happy the bride who … gets all the presents.
14. A penny saved is … not much.
15. Twos company, threes … the musketeers.
16. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and … you have to blow your nose.
17. Children should be seen and not … spanked or grounded.
18. When the blind leadeth the blind … get out of the way.