Old and New Jokes

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesnt know which one to get, so she goes to the cash register. Theres a Wal-Mart employee standing there with sunglasses on. She says,
Excuse me, sir…can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says, Maam, Im blind, but if youll drop it on the counter, I can tell
you everything about it. She doesnt believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, Thats a 6 graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line…Its a good all-around rod and reel and its
$20. She says, Its amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think its what Im looking for, so Ill take it. He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends
down to get her purse and she farts. At first shes embarassed but then realizes that theres no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldnt know she was the only person there. He rings up the
sale and says,That will be $25.50. She says, But didnt you say it was $20? He says, Yes Maam, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.