09
Nov
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.
The first little baby says, Ugh, look at this – my mom just bought strained plums!
The second baby says, You think thats bad – my mom just bought strained peas!
And the third baby says… You think you guys got it bad?
How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!