A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around.
A priest. Somebody get me a priest! the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd—-no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind.
A PRIEST, PLEASE! the dying man says again.
Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age.
Mr. Policeman, says the man, Im not a priest. Im not even a Catholic. But for fifty years now Im living behind St. Elizabeths Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night Im listening to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man.
The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the dying man lay. He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn voice:
B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. . .
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Religious"
- Three friends die in a …
- Religion is mans attempt to
- Three nuns were sitting on
- Sisters of Mercy
- A young Jewish boy starts
- Feel the love
- Blessed are the cross-eyed, for
- Back to Earth
- Naked in the hall
- There were four nuns, who
- And the angel of the
- Adam & Eve
- Gays in church
- Sitting or Standing
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