A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE. The very scared blonde raised her head and said, Is that you, Lord? The voice answered, NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- how to kill a blonde
- Why are all dumb blond jokes so short?
- Puzzle
- National Organization of Nymphomaniacs do a study on men
- Blonde – Drowning
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde paint job
- Blondes on an Island
- The Blonde and the Cheerios
- Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
- Raking Leaves
- Blonde Painting 2
- Indecent Exposure
- Measure Intelligence
- Best Anti Joke EVER