Santa Funnies
Q: What do they call Santas helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
Q: What do you call Santa Clause after hes fallen into a fireplace?
A: Krisp Kringle
Q: Who sings Love Me Tender, and makes Christmas toys?
A: Santas little Elvis
Q: Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rudeolph
Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet
Q: What is the cows holiday greeting?
A: Mooooory Christmas
Q: What does Santa like to eat?
A: A jolly roll
Q: Where do Santas reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen
Q: What does Santa say when he is sick?
A: OH OH NO!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid.
Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
A: Santa Claus-trophbia
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesnt believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
Received from Mikeys Funnies.
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